"We Threw the Astrolabe at a Badger ..."
Judges' Notes from the Medieval Science Fair

as reported by —
Fionnabhair Kyriath Inghean ui Neill
& Hroaldr Egilsson
for the Society for Creative Anachronism

Folly by
Jennifer M. Franson
& Robert W. Franson

  
  
March 2011


  
Judges' Notes from the Medieval Science Fair
        — Medieval Instruments section —

  1. We threw the astrolabe at a badger, but it was only stunned, and decamped. The second throw (at a hare) produced a better result, killing the target. We stewed and ate the hare. We are awarding 10 points for the hare, but only three for the badger.
      
  2. The most nimble of the judges was elected by the others to mount the weather vane on the roof, but as the day was clear and calm it could find no weather to point to. We were therefore unable to judge this entry.
      
  3. The shepherd's crook was very finely aligned, and in fact we used it to remove several perturbed jugglers from the performing-arts stage. Nice work!
      
  4. Unfortunately the judge testing the compass set out two days ago and has not yet returned, so we are unable to award any points. We disavow, as a tasteless brag, one judge's statement that he slipped a magnet into a pocket of the tester.
      
  5. The anvil was ruled authentic, weighty, and useful, but not an instrument. It was therefore disqualified from the competition.
      
  6. The alchemical glassware, after being deliberately dropped from table-height (onto the anvil), broke into shards, and so was ruled insufficiently sturdy. [We were subsequently forced to invent the broom.]
      
  7. After some dissent to their eligibility as random-number generators, the submitted dice were thrown several times, with extremely consistent wins for the thrower. However, the losing judges – being in the majority – voted against awarding points for such dismal statistics.
      
  8. The balance worked perfectly, but the judge who is a butcher and the judge who is a moneylender agreed that such a balance would be useless in practice. Three points were deducted for this.
      
  9. We were unable to locate, and therefore unable to judge, the entry listed as "gizmo that converts lead into gold".
      
  10. The dowsing rod did not seem to work; it kept pointing to the area in which brewing was being judged — although we acknowledge that this may have reflected wishful thinking on the part of the judges.
      

       [Re the four entries left unjudged:
        The water clock said it was quitting time, so the remaining judges left.]
  

signed,

Sandoval Sansacleu, Chief Judge

Astrolabe versus Badger - Kythera of Anevern

© 2011 Jennifer M. Franson
& Robert W. Franson


  
Thanks to JLD for a point.

Authors' note:
No badgers were injured in the production of this article.

Astrolabe versus Badger
by Kythera of Anevern,
drawn for the reprint of this article in
Tournaments Illuminated
from the Society for Creative Anachronism
  

  
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